1 00:01:14,211 --> 00:01:24,768 Sync and corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 2 00:01:25,771 --> 00:01:29,156 And now what? You wipe it up, but that does not disinfect. 3 00:01:29,276 --> 00:01:30,694 How are you going to disinfect? 4 00:01:30,776 --> 00:01:32,404 I don't know. I've never cleaned up 5 00:01:32,529 --> 00:01:34,155 another person's pee before. 6 00:01:34,281 --> 00:01:36,241 Quite a privileged life you've led! 7 00:01:36,324 --> 00:01:39,785 Yeah, well, now... Now I'm here. 8 00:01:39,911 --> 00:01:42,706 I have to be up in three hours. 9 00:01:42,788 --> 00:01:44,666 I ought to knock you into Tuesday 10 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,960 for bringing that baggage to my house! 11 00:01:47,461 --> 00:01:51,381 Like I asked for this? I don't want this. 12 00:01:51,465 --> 00:01:53,133 I don't know what to do. 13 00:01:53,258 --> 00:01:55,469 About what? You clean the piss! 14 00:01:55,719 --> 00:01:58,472 The piss, the stalker, your anger, 15 00:01:59,598 --> 00:02:03,143 my cluelessness, disinfectant. 16 00:02:03,226 --> 00:02:04,978 There is another person's pee on me, 17 00:02:05,061 --> 00:02:08,482 and I'm not allowed to use the bathroom until the morning. 18 00:02:09,483 --> 00:02:11,610 I have to sleep with stranger pee on me. 19 00:02:11,818 --> 00:02:16,864 Oh, Coo-coo. It's hard for you. Little girl lost. 20 00:02:18,158 --> 00:02:19,826 Claudette, you push the button. 21 00:02:25,123 --> 00:02:27,459 It's called an elevator. 22 00:02:28,209 --> 00:02:29,336 Don't be scared. 23 00:02:30,504 --> 00:02:31,672 C'mon. 24 00:02:35,383 --> 00:02:37,844 It's a magic flying box. 25 00:02:40,347 --> 00:02:41,348 Step in. 26 00:02:43,350 --> 00:02:44,476 Come. 27 00:02:46,812 --> 00:02:50,190 Dee! Where's Dee? Get over here, child. 28 00:02:52,442 --> 00:02:55,737 Dee, take off that uniform, put an iron to it, 29 00:02:55,861 --> 00:02:57,863 and if you're not ready to go in five minutes, 30 00:02:57,989 --> 00:03:01,451 I'm sending you back on the next boat! Go! 31 00:03:01,535 --> 00:03:04,245 Baptiste, close the door, you're letting all the heat out. 32 00:03:05,871 --> 00:03:07,374 Get in here. 33 00:03:08,792 --> 00:03:10,168 Who's this one? 34 00:03:10,585 --> 00:03:12,546 This is Claudette. 35 00:03:12,962 --> 00:03:15,881 Look at this skinny cat. 36 00:03:16,007 --> 00:03:18,218 Open your mouth. How are your teeth, skinny cat? 37 00:03:19,386 --> 00:03:21,513 I want to go home. 38 00:03:22,013 --> 00:03:25,851 This is your home now. And you will only speak English here. 39 00:03:25,933 --> 00:03:28,770 Understand? Let me hear. 40 00:03:29,145 --> 00:03:30,896 Yes, understanding. 41 00:03:31,022 --> 00:03:32,023 Mmm. 42 00:03:32,106 --> 00:03:33,899 Go in the back and get changed. 43 00:03:34,025 --> 00:03:37,863 Uniforms are on the shelf in the hall. Go on! There's work to do. 44 00:03:38,154 --> 00:03:39,197 Work? 45 00:03:39,406 --> 00:03:44,870 Yes. You'll be working for me until you pay off your parents' debt. 46 00:03:45,245 --> 00:03:47,497 Now get in the back and change your clothes. 47 00:03:52,377 --> 00:03:54,337 How about we feed the cat, Ti Tessa? 48 00:03:54,421 --> 00:03:57,965 Give her a moment to breathe. It's all new. 49 00:03:58,174 --> 00:04:00,260 It's all new! Ah! 50 00:04:00,385 --> 00:04:03,597 You got your money, Baptiste. Why are you still here? 51 00:04:03,764 --> 00:04:07,768 No one makes manje kreyol like you. You cook like home. 52 00:04:08,059 --> 00:04:09,060 Bah! 53 00:04:09,143 --> 00:04:11,438 Go in the kitchen, both of you. 54 00:04:16,484 --> 00:04:18,612 I won't let anything bad happen. 55 00:04:20,572 --> 00:04:22,073 I promise. 56 00:04:26,286 --> 00:04:30,707 I got mad respect for you, OG. You know, mad props. 57 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:35,002 Um, can I ask you something? 58 00:04:35,378 --> 00:04:36,797 I don't know, can you? 59 00:04:37,631 --> 00:04:40,842 Yeah. It's just that my girl, Mercy, is getting out, 60 00:04:40,967 --> 00:04:43,367 and I was thinking maybe you could make that cake that you do. 61 00:04:44,596 --> 00:04:47,140 Like, the one you made at Easter. That shit was the bomb. 62 00:04:47,223 --> 00:04:50,435 I made it to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. 63 00:04:51,102 --> 00:04:53,354 Well, Mercy be resurrecting up out of here, right? 64 00:04:53,563 --> 00:04:54,884 Don't you think that deserve cake? 65 00:04:55,148 --> 00:04:57,943 Are you saying your Mercy is like the good Lord, Jesus? 66 00:04:59,110 --> 00:05:02,906 Did your Mercy die for our sins? I don't think so. 67 00:05:04,324 --> 00:05:05,366 She's my boo. 68 00:05:05,492 --> 00:05:09,537 I'm tired and not in the mood. Go away now. 69 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:16,002 My friends went a little overboard. 70 00:05:17,462 --> 00:05:20,590 When I first got here, my friends sent me all kind of shit, too. 71 00:05:20,674 --> 00:05:21,842 Enjoy it while it lasts. 72 00:05:22,467 --> 00:05:23,468 Oh. 73 00:05:23,969 --> 00:05:25,762 You got anything sexy in there? 74 00:05:25,846 --> 00:05:28,515 Um, I might have some Nicholson Baker. 75 00:05:28,974 --> 00:05:29,975 Who? 76 00:05:30,099 --> 00:05:31,058 You need to leave. 77 00:05:31,184 --> 00:05:34,354 Take some books with you. Educate yourself. 78 00:05:34,604 --> 00:05:35,981 Not that it helped this one. 79 00:05:38,065 --> 00:05:40,861 So, what you want? You want some of this, huh? 80 00:05:40,944 --> 00:05:42,027 You like this? 81 00:05:42,654 --> 00:05:45,907 I can make you feel good. That's how much I love my girl. 82 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:48,493 I'm struck by your devotion. 83 00:05:48,576 --> 00:05:51,371 And sick to my stomach, too. Get out! 84 00:05:52,706 --> 00:05:54,875 I'm gonna find something you want, OG. 85 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:56,584 You keep thinking, I'll keep thinking. 86 00:05:56,710 --> 00:05:57,711 Out! 87 00:06:02,089 --> 00:06:03,090 Children. 88 00:06:08,013 --> 00:06:09,222 I got a new job assignment. 89 00:06:14,728 --> 00:06:15,770 I don't like mess. 90 00:06:15,896 --> 00:06:17,689 I'm sorry. I'll organize them. 91 00:06:17,772 --> 00:06:19,983 Book mess, piss mess. 92 00:06:20,065 --> 00:06:21,066 I know. 93 00:06:21,192 --> 00:06:22,861 You take care of it or... 94 00:06:25,238 --> 00:06:26,364 Newts! 95 00:06:28,073 --> 00:06:32,829 Newts? Where are my newts? Gather. Here. 96 00:06:34,121 --> 00:06:35,122 Newts? 97 00:06:35,248 --> 00:06:37,042 It's his adorable word for newbies. 98 00:06:37,792 --> 00:06:38,752 What are you doing? 99 00:06:38,877 --> 00:06:42,756 It's an art piece representing the futility of blue-collar labor 100 00:06:42,839 --> 00:06:44,424 in a technological age. 101 00:06:45,425 --> 00:06:46,551 And vaginas. 102 00:06:48,428 --> 00:06:50,555 Go gather before he yells in your face. 103 00:06:50,638 --> 00:06:52,057 He's got breath like dead things. 104 00:06:59,439 --> 00:07:01,066 Welcome to the electric shop. 105 00:07:02,442 --> 00:07:03,443 Tools are kept here. 106 00:07:04,402 --> 00:07:08,448 If you want a tool, turn in a chit. 107 00:07:09,198 --> 00:07:13,119 Chits have numbers. The numbers are assigned to you. 108 00:07:13,494 --> 00:07:16,623 If the tools go missing, we know who has them, 109 00:07:16,957 --> 00:07:19,626 and your ass is grass. 110 00:07:22,087 --> 00:07:23,046 Demonstration. 111 00:07:23,129 --> 00:07:25,256 You. 112 00:07:27,884 --> 00:07:30,678 My chit number is seven. They all have seven on 'em. 113 00:07:31,012 --> 00:07:33,264 I hand a chit in, I get my tool. 114 00:07:33,347 --> 00:07:35,016 I hand the tool back, I get my chit back. 115 00:07:38,311 --> 00:07:40,146 Hey, Rabbit Pearl! 116 00:07:41,188 --> 00:07:43,274 Ease back, all right? We're all gonna go numb. 117 00:07:45,276 --> 00:07:46,987 Anyways, simple as that. 118 00:07:47,112 --> 00:07:50,073 Mr. Luschek, I think that there's been a mistake. 119 00:07:50,156 --> 00:07:52,659 I asked to be put in the education program. 120 00:07:53,409 --> 00:07:54,449 Is that right, sweetheart? 121 00:07:54,494 --> 00:07:58,331 Yes. I think I'd be more useful there. I was a TA in college. 122 00:07:58,456 --> 00:08:01,668 Oh, what's that, like, "tits" and "ass?" 123 00:08:02,293 --> 00:08:04,838 I'm just saying that I know something about teaching. 124 00:08:04,921 --> 00:08:07,340 I don't know the first thing about electrical work. 125 00:08:07,674 --> 00:08:10,844 Uh, repeat after me, "Don't electrocute yourself." 126 00:08:12,303 --> 00:08:13,596 "Don't electrocute yourself." 127 00:08:13,972 --> 00:08:15,132 Now you know the first thing. 128 00:08:16,390 --> 00:08:18,685 Here, read this. 129 00:08:20,895 --> 00:08:21,896 Then 130 00:08:24,732 --> 00:08:25,733 fix this. 131 00:08:26,067 --> 00:08:28,987 The light turns on, you can call it a day. 132 00:08:29,070 --> 00:08:30,404 That goes for all of you newts. 133 00:08:30,530 --> 00:08:34,367 Read, fix the lamp, go away. 134 00:08:34,909 --> 00:08:37,578 That's your day, that's your job. 135 00:08:37,704 --> 00:08:41,833 Jobs pay. This is bullshit. 136 00:08:42,709 --> 00:08:43,710 You're making 11 cents an hour. 137 00:08:43,835 --> 00:08:45,211 Right. So I could, like, save up 138 00:08:45,336 --> 00:08:47,547 and buy a $6 Pepsi at the company store? 139 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:49,549 Pepsi, $5.75. 140 00:08:49,632 --> 00:08:52,010 It's bullshit. I ain't picking cotton. 141 00:08:52,218 --> 00:08:54,637 God, you're one of them. 142 00:08:54,721 --> 00:08:55,889 Bet your ass I am. 143 00:08:56,639 --> 00:09:00,018 Fine. Sit in the cage and check out the tools. 144 00:09:00,768 --> 00:09:02,896 In other words, sit on your ass and do nothing all day. 145 00:09:02,979 --> 00:09:04,139 You think you can handle that? 146 00:09:04,731 --> 00:09:07,734 You speakin' my language. That's what I'm talking about. 147 00:09:21,622 --> 00:09:22,665 I need a wrench. 148 00:09:31,549 --> 00:09:34,052 Voila! The monkey can dance. 149 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:36,429 What'd you call me? 150 00:09:37,263 --> 00:09:39,099 You lose a tool, you go to SHU. 151 00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:41,601 Time for my nap. 152 00:09:48,942 --> 00:09:50,401 So you go to that address 153 00:09:50,484 --> 00:09:53,404 and you tell them I trained you in my kitchen. 154 00:09:53,487 --> 00:09:54,781 They'll pay you shit and work you 155 00:09:54,948 --> 00:09:56,199 like a Chinese on the railroad, 156 00:09:56,282 --> 00:09:57,366 but it's a job. 157 00:09:59,285 --> 00:10:01,412 Red, thank you so much for this. 158 00:10:02,956 --> 00:10:04,582 You don't come back here, all right? 159 00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:06,542 That's what I'm hopin'. 160 00:10:06,626 --> 00:10:08,002 I hope so, too. 161 00:10:08,335 --> 00:10:10,088 Most of these girls are in and out so much, 162 00:10:10,171 --> 00:10:11,297 it's like they're fucking the place. 163 00:10:12,799 --> 00:10:15,218 Mercy, can I have your combs? 164 00:10:16,094 --> 00:10:17,595 Yeah, take 'em, Woodstock. 165 00:10:17,678 --> 00:10:18,763 How about your muumuu? 166 00:10:19,388 --> 00:10:20,389 Fine. 167 00:10:20,765 --> 00:10:21,975 What about this? 168 00:10:22,475 --> 00:10:23,476 You'll swim in that. 169 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:27,605 I was gonna cut it up for yoga straps. You know, for stretching. 170 00:10:28,106 --> 00:10:29,983 Okay, whatever. 171 00:10:30,483 --> 00:10:33,653 "Whatever?" That's my shirt. I gave you that shirt. 172 00:10:34,487 --> 00:10:38,532 Yeah. You gave it to me, so it's mine. 173 00:10:39,284 --> 00:10:41,327 And I can give it to who I want. 174 00:10:42,954 --> 00:10:46,666 Little girl, don't make me go mental on you. 175 00:10:47,208 --> 00:10:49,210 Boo, you don't run me no more. 176 00:10:49,627 --> 00:10:50,628 Hmm. 177 00:10:50,878 --> 00:10:53,173 I know you miss my ass. 178 00:10:53,298 --> 00:10:55,382 But Tricia's been taking real good care of it, 179 00:10:56,425 --> 00:10:58,344 and soon it's walkin' out of here. 180 00:10:59,846 --> 00:11:01,347 Let me look at it. 181 00:11:03,599 --> 00:11:05,018 You might wanna wash it. 182 00:11:05,643 --> 00:11:07,020 Still got some stank on it. 183 00:11:07,603 --> 00:11:08,729 You know, 184 00:11:10,190 --> 00:11:12,441 it's not your ass that I want anymore, 185 00:11:13,901 --> 00:11:14,944 it's your back. 186 00:11:17,113 --> 00:11:19,073 Yeah. You better watch it, bitch. 187 00:11:26,413 --> 00:11:27,414 What's the drama? 188 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:28,791 Mercy should know better than to 189 00:11:28,875 --> 00:11:30,877 fuck with Boo this close to her date. 190 00:11:31,711 --> 00:11:34,547 Oh, shit. Well, you think she'll try something? 191 00:11:34,797 --> 00:11:36,465 She stole Shelly's date. 192 00:11:37,217 --> 00:11:38,383 Shelly? 193 00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:40,594 Mrs. Boo, three Mrs. Boos ago. 194 00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:44,640 The week before her date, Boo had some girl jump her. 195 00:11:45,766 --> 00:11:47,185 There was a fight. 196 00:11:47,268 --> 00:11:49,979 Shelly had been growing out her nails, 197 00:11:50,063 --> 00:11:52,232 mauled that girl like a tiger. 198 00:11:52,606 --> 00:11:54,525 Caught two more years down the hill. 199 00:11:56,986 --> 00:11:58,196 Jeez. 200 00:12:03,284 --> 00:12:06,204 "Remove the stand off the body..." 201 00:12:06,287 --> 00:12:08,081 Hey, how about a lunch break, Chapman? 202 00:12:08,164 --> 00:12:11,918 Oh, God. Yes, please. 203 00:12:14,545 --> 00:12:15,546 Thanks. 204 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:16,964 Bologna. 205 00:12:24,764 --> 00:12:25,973 Like your lunch? 206 00:12:26,099 --> 00:12:28,142 Mmm. I'm not complaining. 207 00:12:28,517 --> 00:12:31,645 You learn fast. So, how's it going? 208 00:12:32,605 --> 00:12:34,107 I can't get my lamp to turn on. 209 00:12:34,315 --> 00:12:36,567 Yeah, long day for you. 210 00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:39,904 Well, I, on the other hand, am feeling great job satisfaction. 211 00:12:39,987 --> 00:12:42,447 My hole in the wall goes very deep. 212 00:12:43,741 --> 00:12:46,119 So, how's your mental health? 213 00:12:46,286 --> 00:12:47,370 You know, I can't shake the feeling 214 00:12:47,452 --> 00:12:49,663 that at the end of the day I'm gonna be able to go home. 215 00:12:54,127 --> 00:12:57,046 And, like, in the morning, when I wake up, 216 00:12:58,381 --> 00:13:01,884 there are these few seconds before I realize where I am, 217 00:13:02,802 --> 00:13:05,805 and then I do realize, and I can't breathe. 218 00:13:07,014 --> 00:13:11,811 And I wanna cry and throw shit and kill myself. 219 00:13:17,066 --> 00:13:18,192 When does that end? 220 00:13:19,819 --> 00:13:20,945 I'll let you know. 221 00:13:23,239 --> 00:13:25,866 Lunch is over, ladies. Back in. 222 00:13:25,992 --> 00:13:27,327 No, but we just sat down. 223 00:13:28,453 --> 00:13:30,871 And now you can get up and get back to work. 224 00:13:31,664 --> 00:13:32,904 Speaking of which, what the fuck 225 00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:34,000 are you doing in there, Nichols? 226 00:13:34,125 --> 00:13:36,252 I'm makin' you a glory hole, Luschek. 227 00:13:36,669 --> 00:13:38,087 Then, by all means, carry on. 228 00:13:40,006 --> 00:13:41,174 Back inside. 229 00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:45,621 Is there a problem? 230 00:13:46,346 --> 00:13:48,889 Not at all. In fact, I have some good news. 231 00:13:49,807 --> 00:13:51,516 We could all stand a little good news. 232 00:13:52,185 --> 00:13:55,896 Your case manager called, and there's interest in reopening your case. 233 00:13:57,564 --> 00:14:02,487 Seems to be some immigration law reform, blah-di-blah. 234 00:14:02,569 --> 00:14:04,905 You're being reviewed for potential early release. 235 00:14:07,492 --> 00:14:08,951 I don't care to dredge up the past. 236 00:14:09,869 --> 00:14:12,955 This could mean a lot less time. 237 00:14:14,874 --> 00:14:17,918 I appreciate the opportunity, but no, thank you. 238 00:14:19,504 --> 00:14:22,507 It will be a whole lot of aggravation for nothing. 239 00:14:23,257 --> 00:14:24,800 I know how these things go. 240 00:14:27,594 --> 00:14:28,888 Is there anything else? 241 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:32,517 No. No. 242 00:14:35,269 --> 00:14:36,979 I'll let 'em know your decision. 243 00:14:38,731 --> 00:14:41,901 That's the way it is. You work, you pay off your debt, 244 00:14:42,402 --> 00:14:44,570 then you go off and live your life. Do you understand? 245 00:14:46,947 --> 00:14:49,148 You can wear it with slacks, or with a skirt and tights. 246 00:14:49,242 --> 00:14:50,617 What do you prefer? 247 00:14:50,743 --> 00:14:51,952 Skirt. 248 00:14:53,913 --> 00:14:56,499 Okay. It is important that you keep your uniform clean. 249 00:14:56,707 --> 00:14:59,377 You can't be trusted to clean a house if you can't keep yourself. 250 00:14:59,626 --> 00:15:01,128 Yes, Miss Claudette. 251 00:15:01,254 --> 00:15:03,464 When you go to people's homes, you will be polite, 252 00:15:03,756 --> 00:15:06,008 and clean, and respectful. 253 00:15:06,092 --> 00:15:08,719 No foolishness, no laziness. 254 00:15:08,802 --> 00:15:11,805 And it's, "Yes, ma'am," "Yes, sir." 255 00:15:12,098 --> 00:15:13,891 No back talk, understood? 256 00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:15,809 Speak up, child. 257 00:15:15,976 --> 00:15:17,353 Sorry. Yes, ma'am. 258 00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:18,771 Good. 259 00:15:19,063 --> 00:15:20,022 Put your things away 260 00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:23,276 and come into the kitchen for some food when you've settled in. 261 00:15:28,614 --> 00:15:29,615 Baptiste! 262 00:15:29,698 --> 00:15:30,908 Oh! 263 00:15:33,327 --> 00:15:35,538 You were gone long this trip. 264 00:15:35,621 --> 00:15:36,789 Too long. 265 00:15:38,165 --> 00:15:39,333 I brought something for you. 266 00:15:40,167 --> 00:15:41,248 You know I don't like gifts. 267 00:15:41,294 --> 00:15:43,670 Everyone likes gifts, even you. 268 00:15:44,338 --> 00:15:45,965 Mangoes! 269 00:15:47,967 --> 00:15:49,051 Thank you. 270 00:15:49,969 --> 00:15:51,053 They're my favorites. 271 00:15:51,304 --> 00:15:52,346 I know that. 272 00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:57,017 Hey... 273 00:15:57,977 --> 00:15:59,562 Claudette, I got married. 274 00:16:02,398 --> 00:16:03,399 Oh. 275 00:16:07,153 --> 00:16:08,237 Congratulations. 276 00:16:09,155 --> 00:16:10,281 She's here. 277 00:16:10,615 --> 00:16:12,495 She's here? What do you mean, she's here? Where? 278 00:16:14,327 --> 00:16:15,786 Josephine, come here. 279 00:16:19,499 --> 00:16:20,958 Hello. Bonjour. 280 00:16:21,459 --> 00:16:23,961 Claudette, this is Josephine. 281 00:16:25,671 --> 00:16:28,508 Come in, please. So nice to meet you. 282 00:16:29,383 --> 00:16:31,177 Can I get you something to drink? 283 00:16:31,302 --> 00:16:32,595 Yes, that would be wonderful. 284 00:16:32,678 --> 00:16:34,555 Orange juice? Perfect. 285 00:16:34,680 --> 00:16:38,100 I'll get it. Claudette, sit down. 286 00:16:43,481 --> 00:16:44,524 Can I get you a malta? 287 00:16:44,607 --> 00:16:46,526 Uh, yes, thank you. In the icebox. 288 00:16:51,405 --> 00:16:53,199 My husband speaks of you often. 289 00:16:53,533 --> 00:16:56,994 Yes. We've been friends a long time. 290 00:16:57,370 --> 00:16:59,211 I don't know how you've done it all these years. 291 00:16:59,705 --> 00:17:00,706 Done what? 292 00:17:00,831 --> 00:17:02,208 Oh, taken in these children when 293 00:17:02,291 --> 00:17:04,043 you couldn't have children of your own. 294 00:17:04,126 --> 00:17:05,670 It must be so difficult. 295 00:17:07,713 --> 00:17:09,215 I've made my peace with it. 296 00:17:10,591 --> 00:17:13,219 "Put the body in the base and..." 297 00:17:14,345 --> 00:17:17,014 And turn it... All right. 298 00:17:17,097 --> 00:17:18,224 Okay. 299 00:17:18,349 --> 00:17:19,475 Ow! 300 00:17:21,435 --> 00:17:23,229 Aw, it's like free shock therapy. 301 00:17:23,312 --> 00:17:26,566 You might lose your short-term memory, but it's a sweet escape. 302 00:17:26,691 --> 00:17:28,526 Work's done. Wrap it up, ladies. 303 00:17:28,609 --> 00:17:30,319 I couldn't make my lamp work. 304 00:17:30,403 --> 00:17:32,112 You'll try again tomorrow. But you said... 305 00:17:32,238 --> 00:17:34,615 I say a lot of shit, then I wanna go home. 306 00:17:35,199 --> 00:17:37,159 So, clean up, return your tools. 307 00:17:39,036 --> 00:17:40,329 Uh-uh. 308 00:17:40,413 --> 00:17:42,582 You get out of the cage when all the tools are back in. 309 00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:48,128 Yeah, keep that up. Gonna throw some shit at you, cracker. 310 00:17:50,005 --> 00:17:51,257 Hit the floor, ladies. 311 00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:52,340 What the hell is going on? 312 00:17:52,425 --> 00:17:54,427 When the alarm goes off, you have to lay face-down on the ground. 313 00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:56,803 Why? Because the white man said so. 314 00:17:56,929 --> 00:17:57,930 She's right. 315 00:18:00,433 --> 00:18:02,226 False alarm, false alarm. 316 00:18:02,309 --> 00:18:06,105 Some rookie thought it was a light switch. Back to stat. 317 00:18:06,230 --> 00:18:07,440 Copy that. 318 00:18:38,596 --> 00:18:40,640 It was called off. What? 319 00:18:40,765 --> 00:18:43,684 You can get up. False alarm. Everything is fine. 320 00:18:43,809 --> 00:18:45,018 That alarm scared me. 321 00:18:45,144 --> 00:18:47,062 Yeah. It's loud. 322 00:18:49,523 --> 00:18:52,610 I'm trying to stop smoking. My buddy says that this helps. 323 00:18:53,235 --> 00:18:55,821 Menthols were my thing. 324 00:18:55,904 --> 00:18:57,364 Newports. 325 00:18:58,198 --> 00:18:59,408 Still jonesin'. 326 00:19:02,787 --> 00:19:04,079 Can I try some? 327 00:19:04,955 --> 00:19:06,582 Um, I guess if... 328 00:19:08,917 --> 00:19:10,795 You can trust me, I'm not gonna tell anyone. 329 00:19:17,968 --> 00:19:20,721 Where do you put it? Like, underneath your tongue or... 330 00:19:20,846 --> 00:19:23,182 Between your lip and your lower front teeth. 331 00:19:23,307 --> 00:19:24,433 Okay. Just... 332 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:25,518 Here. 333 00:19:34,485 --> 00:19:35,653 That's disgusting. 334 00:19:39,573 --> 00:19:40,866 That's horrible. 335 00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:45,496 Thanks. Sorry. I didn't like that. 336 00:19:46,330 --> 00:19:48,499 It's gross, I know. I shouldn't really do it either. 337 00:19:51,627 --> 00:19:53,188 You got a little between your two teeth. 338 00:19:53,253 --> 00:19:54,714 Oh. 339 00:19:54,839 --> 00:19:59,926 No, the other two, but also those. It's in all your teeth. 340 00:20:00,553 --> 00:20:01,874 Wait, hold on. What are you doing? 341 00:20:02,513 --> 00:20:05,850 Would you use it as a toothpick and... 342 00:20:05,932 --> 00:20:08,227 Would you? Just... 343 00:20:08,602 --> 00:20:09,729 Yeah. 344 00:20:17,027 --> 00:20:19,905 Come on, this is ridiculous. The screwdriver is missing? 345 00:20:20,447 --> 00:20:22,157 Someone's gotta have it. I don't know. 346 00:20:25,494 --> 00:20:26,871 Where's the list of names? 347 00:20:27,747 --> 00:20:28,748 What do you mean? 348 00:20:28,873 --> 00:20:30,666 I told you for every chit that comes in, 349 00:20:30,750 --> 00:20:31,876 there has to be a name written down. 350 00:20:32,042 --> 00:20:33,502 You did not tell me that. 351 00:20:33,586 --> 00:20:35,546 You told me to take the chit, give the tool, 352 00:20:35,629 --> 00:20:38,215 get the tool back, give back the chit. 353 00:20:38,298 --> 00:20:39,425 I fucking did that. 354 00:20:39,717 --> 00:20:40,967 Who the hell has it? 355 00:20:41,594 --> 00:20:43,721 I don't know... God! 356 00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:49,769 Fuck! 357 00:20:51,061 --> 00:20:55,900 A screwdriver is considered a deadly weapon. 358 00:20:56,149 --> 00:21:00,780 That is another five years on your sentence 359 00:21:00,863 --> 00:21:03,699 if you are caught with it in your possession. 360 00:21:03,783 --> 00:21:06,368 I don't like being threatened for something I didn't do. 361 00:21:06,744 --> 00:21:12,124 No. I'm not threatening you, I'm informing you of the facts. 362 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:16,169 Sounds like a threat to me. I already told you, I don't have it. 363 00:21:16,295 --> 00:21:18,798 I put her in charge of the tools, it's her fault. 364 00:21:18,923 --> 00:21:22,468 Yo, don't be tryin' to pass the buck on me, it's your fuckin' job. 365 00:21:22,551 --> 00:21:24,261 I'm just a monkey in a cage, remember? 366 00:21:24,344 --> 00:21:25,596 Oh, no, no, I think that she means her... 367 00:21:25,679 --> 00:21:28,098 No, I don't need you translating for me, Honey Boo Boo. 368 00:21:28,181 --> 00:21:29,475 Be quiet! 369 00:21:30,267 --> 00:21:32,561 If you had done your job correctly, 370 00:21:32,645 --> 00:21:35,355 we would know who is responsible for this theft. 371 00:21:36,398 --> 00:21:37,817 I want all these women searched. 372 00:21:37,942 --> 00:21:39,652 I don't know about these other bitches, 373 00:21:39,735 --> 00:21:42,488 but no man-guard is patting me down and coppin' a feel. 374 00:21:42,613 --> 00:21:45,324 Of course, as is your right. 375 00:21:45,699 --> 00:21:49,495 Donaldson, take her down to SHU and let her wait there 376 00:21:49,662 --> 00:21:52,331 until we can find a female officer to 377 00:21:52,456 --> 00:21:55,083 conduct a thorough, thorough search. 378 00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:57,210 Don't touch me, I can walk out myself. 379 00:21:57,336 --> 00:21:59,588 Yo, motherfucker is a drunk! 380 00:21:59,672 --> 00:22:03,843 Yo, smell his breath! Yo, motherfucker is a drunk! 381 00:22:06,136 --> 00:22:09,389 Anyone else have a problem with a male officer? 382 00:22:11,642 --> 00:22:15,688 If you cooperate, it tells me you have nothing to hide. 383 00:22:16,981 --> 00:22:20,943 If you know who took this weapon and do not speak up, 384 00:22:21,067 --> 00:22:25,739 you will be considered an accomplice and charged accordingly. 385 00:22:38,544 --> 00:22:41,881 If your memory is jogged, you all know where my office is. 386 00:22:48,929 --> 00:22:50,138 Yep, they're good. 387 00:22:50,222 --> 00:22:53,057 Everyone return to camp, report back here tomorrow. 388 00:22:53,183 --> 00:22:56,060 Jesus Christ, that was scary. Did he touch your tit? 389 00:22:56,269 --> 00:22:58,230 Cupped my ass. Who do you think took it? 390 00:23:02,609 --> 00:23:03,986 Someone's going down for this. 391 00:23:15,748 --> 00:23:17,750 You think your angry friend, Janae, took it? 392 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:19,650 I wouldn't say that she's my friend. 393 00:23:19,668 --> 00:23:22,046 I say, "Hi," she says, "Shut the fuck up." 394 00:23:22,128 --> 00:23:23,964 I say, "Hey, how's it going?" 395 00:23:24,088 --> 00:23:26,926 She sucks her teeth, maybe calls me "bitch" 396 00:23:27,009 --> 00:23:28,844 or "you Taylor Swift-ass motherfucker." 397 00:23:28,928 --> 00:23:30,930 We're on our way. 398 00:23:31,055 --> 00:23:33,495 That's just fucking racist, you look nothing like Taylor Swift. 399 00:23:33,557 --> 00:23:36,100 We do not all look alike, despite what they think. 400 00:23:38,102 --> 00:23:39,605 Is SHU really that bad? 401 00:23:41,273 --> 00:23:44,902 It's just like the Hamptons, only fucking horrible. 402 00:23:45,611 --> 00:23:47,320 Okay, yeah, that was a dumb question. 403 00:23:48,154 --> 00:23:52,701 A lady next door to me in there ate a rat, a live rat, 'cause it bit her. 404 00:23:53,452 --> 00:23:57,915 So, she bit it back, and back, and back. 405 00:23:58,122 --> 00:23:59,123 Hey. 406 00:23:59,792 --> 00:24:01,627 Hey, brain, I wanna ask you something. 407 00:24:03,003 --> 00:24:04,296 Okay. 408 00:24:06,006 --> 00:24:07,049 What is this? 409 00:24:07,131 --> 00:24:08,592 A letter to request an appeal. 410 00:24:09,301 --> 00:24:10,260 I need to get out, 411 00:24:10,343 --> 00:24:12,624 'cause my girlfriend's getting out and I gotta be with her. 412 00:24:13,263 --> 00:24:15,515 Frankly, I can't wait for that screamer to hit the bricks. 413 00:24:17,643 --> 00:24:21,313 I'm not so good with words, and you read everything and shit, 414 00:24:21,438 --> 00:24:22,481 so you'll help me out? 415 00:24:23,816 --> 00:24:25,943 Sure, yeah. I'll take a look at it. 416 00:24:30,489 --> 00:24:31,657 What? 417 00:24:31,782 --> 00:24:33,450 Happy hour. Who's up for margaritas? 418 00:24:33,533 --> 00:24:35,619 Last time I drank tequila, I woke up in Weehawken. 419 00:24:35,702 --> 00:24:37,454 Yeah, isn't that where you're from? 420 00:24:37,537 --> 00:24:38,538 Fucking shithole. 421 00:24:38,664 --> 00:24:40,040 Yeah, well, Piper loves tequila. 422 00:24:41,207 --> 00:24:43,627 I gotta go. 423 00:24:43,710 --> 00:24:46,088 What? Afraid I'll tell them the pork chop story? 424 00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:48,590 Yeah, this is fuckin' weird, okay? 425 00:24:48,757 --> 00:24:52,176 I have a pork chop story, too. You go first. 426 00:24:55,221 --> 00:24:56,389 They're under the bed. 427 00:24:56,515 --> 00:24:57,516 What? 428 00:24:57,891 --> 00:25:01,020 Your books. I don't like clutter. 429 00:25:01,145 --> 00:25:03,814 Yeah. No, clutter's the worst. 430 00:25:04,148 --> 00:25:05,774 You get hit on the head today? 431 00:25:06,358 --> 00:25:07,359 Okay. 432 00:25:10,487 --> 00:25:13,365 Yo! Dump your shit, they're doing a sweep. 433 00:25:16,535 --> 00:25:17,536 My God. 434 00:25:17,703 --> 00:25:18,704 What did you do? 435 00:25:18,829 --> 00:25:20,747 I don't know. I literally... I do not know. 436 00:25:20,873 --> 00:25:23,333 It was a mistake. I can't believe... Fuck! Fuck! 437 00:25:23,876 --> 00:25:26,545 Outside! Both of you. 438 00:25:28,881 --> 00:25:31,466 This is a mandatory random bunk inspection. 439 00:25:31,550 --> 00:25:33,751 I need to thoroughly search your cubicle for contraband. 440 00:26:18,680 --> 00:26:19,681 All clear. 441 00:26:24,644 --> 00:26:26,646 What were you thinking? 442 00:26:26,772 --> 00:26:27,731 My sweatshirt was outside. 443 00:26:27,814 --> 00:26:29,441 I don't remember putting it in my pocket. 444 00:26:29,524 --> 00:26:32,360 Maybe I am losing my memory. Jesus. 445 00:26:32,444 --> 00:26:34,685 No, I'll just tell them the truth. I'll just give it back. 446 00:26:34,780 --> 00:26:36,031 You can't do that! Why? 447 00:26:36,115 --> 00:26:38,282 Because here they don't believe the truth. 448 00:26:38,366 --> 00:26:40,786 They'll throw you in SHU and me as an accomplice. 449 00:26:42,121 --> 00:26:44,206 What should I do? Should I just... Should I dump it in the yard? 450 00:26:44,414 --> 00:26:47,333 Suppose some nut job, like your peeing admirer, 451 00:26:47,459 --> 00:26:50,420 were to find it and stab your tall girlfriend in the eye. 452 00:26:51,046 --> 00:26:52,422 It would come back to you, and you 453 00:26:52,547 --> 00:26:53,882 would be an accomplice to murder. 454 00:26:53,966 --> 00:26:59,303 If you ever want to go home, get that screwdriver back on that wall. 455 00:27:00,806 --> 00:27:01,932 All clear! 456 00:27:11,733 --> 00:27:12,734 Place looks like crap. 457 00:27:13,610 --> 00:27:15,487 We're lucky they're letting us set up at all, after the raid. 458 00:27:15,737 --> 00:27:17,338 Would you get more over on the left side? 459 00:27:18,824 --> 00:27:20,408 'Cause that'll really make it more festive? 460 00:27:21,994 --> 00:27:23,912 All we need now is a pinata full of rats. 461 00:27:24,830 --> 00:27:26,623 You know what, stretch? Your ass 462 00:27:26,748 --> 00:27:28,500 just got uninvited. Thanks for the help. 463 00:27:29,793 --> 00:27:33,005 Oh, shit. I just got uninvited to the most depressing party ever. 464 00:27:34,131 --> 00:27:36,382 What will I do now to make me not wanna kill myself? 465 00:27:38,760 --> 00:27:39,845 She's kind of right. 466 00:27:40,804 --> 00:27:43,223 This is more depressing than a Tori Amos cover band. 467 00:27:43,347 --> 00:27:45,851 Look, when in Rome, use what you got. 468 00:27:45,976 --> 00:27:47,019 Unless what you got ain't enough 469 00:27:47,144 --> 00:27:48,979 to keep your woman. Reflect, yo. 470 00:27:50,272 --> 00:27:52,272 Chapman's writing my appeal, and she's hella smart, 471 00:27:52,274 --> 00:27:53,566 so I'm gonna be out of here soon. 472 00:27:54,776 --> 00:27:56,528 With Mercy, my girl. 473 00:27:56,695 --> 00:27:58,822 Wigga, please. 474 00:27:58,905 --> 00:28:00,991 Mercy gonna dump your ass the second she gets out of here. 475 00:28:01,074 --> 00:28:02,826 She likes new, shiny things. 476 00:28:02,909 --> 00:28:06,163 And out of here, you are as dull as an old pencil, 477 00:28:06,788 --> 00:28:08,832 with saggy tits and a fucked-up tattoo on its neck. 478 00:28:08,915 --> 00:28:14,420 Oh, Butchy, face it. I win, you lose. She hates you. She loves me. 479 00:28:14,629 --> 00:28:17,674 Yeah. And she "loved" me, too. 480 00:28:18,508 --> 00:28:22,386 For two whole years, and then she dropped my butch ass for you. 481 00:28:22,554 --> 00:28:24,097 And if you don't think that's the way she do, 482 00:28:24,223 --> 00:28:26,558 then you are dumber than you look, which is pretty fuckin' dumb, 483 00:28:26,683 --> 00:28:27,851 'cause you look like your relatives have been 484 00:28:27,934 --> 00:28:29,435 fucking each other for generations. 485 00:28:30,394 --> 00:28:33,357 Yeah, she'll do the same to you. 486 00:28:34,566 --> 00:28:37,236 That girl was raised by animals, she don't know how to love. 487 00:28:38,403 --> 00:28:40,364 Yeah? Well, you're fat. 488 00:28:43,242 --> 00:28:46,245 Oh, you got me. 489 00:29:06,723 --> 00:29:10,643 Hey, Dandelion! I've been missin' on you. 490 00:29:11,853 --> 00:29:17,025 Hey, don't be ignoring me now. I do like I do. 491 00:29:17,442 --> 00:29:20,486 Don't be mad at me, Dandelion. I'm sorry. 492 00:29:24,699 --> 00:29:26,099 Just don't make me angry, all right? 493 00:29:26,785 --> 00:29:29,371 You don't wanna see me when I'm angry. 494 00:29:32,165 --> 00:29:34,293 So I drank a lot of water! 495 00:29:34,376 --> 00:29:35,419 Oh, my God. 496 00:29:37,503 --> 00:29:39,965 Oh, Mr. Healy. Do you mind if I talk to you for a second? 497 00:29:40,048 --> 00:29:42,801 Chapman, I don't wanna hear about the job thing. 498 00:29:43,468 --> 00:29:47,639 I put you in Electric because there's toxic mold in the GED room. 499 00:29:47,722 --> 00:29:50,600 The education program has been suspended. 500 00:29:50,683 --> 00:29:51,810 That's life. Deal with it. 501 00:29:52,311 --> 00:29:55,730 The... I... That's actually, that's not um, what I... 502 00:29:57,857 --> 00:29:59,484 I actually wanted to thank you. 503 00:30:00,860 --> 00:30:01,945 Okay. 504 00:30:02,028 --> 00:30:03,696 Great. That's great. 505 00:30:07,533 --> 00:30:08,618 You wanted to thank me? 506 00:30:08,701 --> 00:30:13,332 Yes. Yeah. I mean, I haven't... 507 00:30:14,166 --> 00:30:16,001 I haven't quite figured it out yet, 508 00:30:16,084 --> 00:30:18,170 but I'm gonna be able to rewire a lamp. 509 00:30:20,088 --> 00:30:23,549 Soon. And I'm very excited about that. 510 00:30:23,675 --> 00:30:29,931 I've always felt that I lacked practical skills in life and... 511 00:30:31,016 --> 00:30:32,017 I don't know. 512 00:30:32,351 --> 00:30:33,518 Are you okay, Chapman? 513 00:30:36,313 --> 00:30:38,154 No, no, no, I'm fine. I'm just, I'm just tired. 514 00:30:38,190 --> 00:30:40,192 I hear there was a problem in your shop. 515 00:30:40,484 --> 00:30:42,152 I hope you're staying clear of trouble. 516 00:30:42,652 --> 00:30:46,781 Of course, of course, of course. Yeah. 517 00:30:47,991 --> 00:30:49,493 I'm sure they'll find the culprit. 518 00:30:49,742 --> 00:30:53,872 That's great. I gotta go. Thank you for everything. 519 00:31:23,568 --> 00:31:25,695 Heard you were helping Tricia with a letter. 520 00:31:26,571 --> 00:31:31,159 Oh, I just said that I would look at it with her. I don't... 521 00:31:31,243 --> 00:31:32,327 I don't want any trouble. 522 00:31:33,078 --> 00:31:35,830 Neither do I. I just want you to help me with mine. 523 00:31:35,914 --> 00:31:37,114 Yeah, me, too. Yeah, same here. 524 00:31:39,418 --> 00:31:42,045 Well, I'm not a lawyer. You guys know that, right? 525 00:31:42,128 --> 00:31:46,341 I just said that I would look over it with her. 526 00:31:48,093 --> 00:31:50,595 But I guess that I can do that with you guys, too. 527 00:31:50,678 --> 00:31:55,934 So, why don't we set up a time to talk, or, I guess, times to talk? 528 00:31:56,268 --> 00:31:58,644 Why not now? No day like today. 529 00:32:03,316 --> 00:32:04,317 Now is really not a good time. 530 00:32:04,443 --> 00:32:05,735 Wow, blanca. Really? 531 00:32:05,818 --> 00:32:07,612 No. I need to look over everything first, 532 00:32:07,695 --> 00:32:09,072 so why don't you leave the papers with me. 533 00:32:09,155 --> 00:32:10,236 Okay, well, how about this? 534 00:32:10,282 --> 00:32:11,616 I'm innocent, I was set up. How about that? 535 00:32:11,741 --> 00:32:13,659 Yeah. Shit, I wasn't even in Jersey when that shit went down. 536 00:32:13,785 --> 00:32:16,455 And, I mean, I may be a thief, but I'm not an embezzler, you know. 537 00:32:16,580 --> 00:32:17,830 And that guy shot himself. 538 00:32:17,956 --> 00:32:19,416 We should probably look at... I don't know anybody. 539 00:32:19,499 --> 00:32:21,084 This is my room. 540 00:32:22,835 --> 00:32:24,296 Not a sorority. 541 00:32:26,672 --> 00:32:29,717 I'm sorry. I know how you feel about guests. 542 00:32:29,801 --> 00:32:32,971 I asked them to leave. They are looking for legal help. 543 00:32:33,096 --> 00:32:34,514 If you want to open a law office, 544 00:32:34,639 --> 00:32:37,183 do it someplace else. Not in my room! 545 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,521 Ladies, 546 00:32:42,647 --> 00:32:43,648 if you don't mind. 547 00:32:45,525 --> 00:32:47,360 Food stamp fraud? I mean, really, 548 00:32:47,486 --> 00:32:49,321 I was only feeding starving children. 549 00:32:56,953 --> 00:32:57,954 Yeah. 550 00:33:06,045 --> 00:33:08,047 Did you take care of that problem of yours? 551 00:33:08,548 --> 00:33:10,008 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 552 00:33:10,175 --> 00:33:11,635 Yeah. It's all good. 553 00:33:16,014 --> 00:33:18,683 Wait, shortie, you want a book to read, or a step stool? 554 00:33:18,766 --> 00:33:22,562 'Cause I tell you right now, you ain't steppin' on the Goblet of Fire. 555 00:33:22,687 --> 00:33:24,523 Don't be fuckin' with Harry Potter. 556 00:33:24,606 --> 00:33:27,651 Now, you could step up on Ulysses. 557 00:33:27,733 --> 00:33:31,696 Everyone says it's so genius, but I call it bullshit. 558 00:33:31,821 --> 00:33:33,365 No one wants to go through all that ramblin'. 559 00:33:33,448 --> 00:33:36,159 Ain't nobody got time for that. 560 00:33:37,035 --> 00:33:39,316 Look at you, you're having a little Barnes and Nobles moment. 561 00:33:39,329 --> 00:33:42,541 Oh, my bunkie is hosting Bible study, 562 00:33:42,707 --> 00:33:44,668 which usually I can tune out, 563 00:33:44,834 --> 00:33:46,211 but once they started arguing over 564 00:33:46,294 --> 00:33:48,796 who gets raptured first, I had to go. 565 00:33:49,422 --> 00:33:50,923 Yeah. 566 00:33:51,049 --> 00:33:52,842 I am so getting raptured first. 567 00:33:52,925 --> 00:33:54,427 Yeah, I've technically died on three 568 00:33:54,553 --> 00:33:56,638 separate occasions and I've met God. 569 00:33:57,305 --> 00:33:58,723 Dude fucking loves me. 570 00:34:00,684 --> 00:34:03,769 I had this roommate, she was a history major. 571 00:34:04,646 --> 00:34:08,400 She claims that she died doing a bunch of whip-its 572 00:34:08,858 --> 00:34:10,338 and that an angel of darkness gave her 573 00:34:10,402 --> 00:34:12,945 all the answers to her Renaissance final and sent her back. 574 00:34:13,446 --> 00:34:15,532 How'd she do? I think she got a B. 575 00:34:15,907 --> 00:34:18,159 That's not bad. Yeah. 576 00:34:18,243 --> 00:34:19,452 What was your major? 577 00:34:19,785 --> 00:34:22,539 Oh, I just lived on campus, went to parties. 578 00:34:22,622 --> 00:34:24,957 No moolah and no school-ah. 579 00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:30,422 Although sometimes I sat in on classes. Film classes, free movies. 580 00:34:32,424 --> 00:34:33,592 Is that how you know Chapman? 581 00:34:37,970 --> 00:34:39,180 Kind of. 582 00:34:39,931 --> 00:34:41,433 Look, I've been in here almost three years. 583 00:34:41,516 --> 00:34:44,060 I thought I saw all the permutations of runcher theater, 584 00:34:44,143 --> 00:34:46,020 but you two are in a whole new play. 585 00:34:46,854 --> 00:34:49,232 What the fuck went on with you outside? 586 00:34:49,649 --> 00:34:51,234 I don't know. Things. 587 00:34:53,612 --> 00:34:54,613 And stuff. 588 00:34:56,114 --> 00:35:00,118 Fine. I'll let my imagination keep running wild. 589 00:35:00,452 --> 00:35:02,662 Wait, three years? How much time do you have left? 590 00:35:03,413 --> 00:35:04,372 Two more. 591 00:35:04,456 --> 00:35:05,998 Jesus fuck. 592 00:35:06,625 --> 00:35:07,626 What for? 593 00:35:08,460 --> 00:35:11,129 Drugs, basically. What do you have? 594 00:35:13,548 --> 00:35:15,967 Counting good time, subtract the three, 595 00:35:16,050 --> 00:35:18,261 add the one... A fuckload. 596 00:35:19,345 --> 00:35:20,555 Of shitty time. 597 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:25,769 With shitty, smelly, farting, 598 00:35:25,851 --> 00:35:28,730 crazy, stupid fucking bitches. 599 00:35:30,064 --> 00:35:31,733 Most of whom fucking hate me. 600 00:35:34,694 --> 00:35:37,697 Yo, should we plan an escape? 601 00:35:39,407 --> 00:35:40,450 Where do you wanna go? 602 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:46,289 I don't even know anymore. I used to. 603 00:35:49,668 --> 00:35:51,544 I had grand plans. 604 00:35:53,713 --> 00:35:56,299 Now I can't even get past the swirling darkness in my brain 605 00:35:56,382 --> 00:35:59,969 long enough to land on anything. 606 00:36:04,557 --> 00:36:08,311 Oh, man. I was just starting to like you, Vause. 607 00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:10,355 You gonna go soft on me? 608 00:36:15,860 --> 00:36:18,697 Oh, fuck. Come here. 609 00:36:20,990 --> 00:36:22,408 It'll be okay, sister. 610 00:36:23,868 --> 00:36:25,669 There's always hope tomorrow'll be taco night. 611 00:36:26,037 --> 00:36:27,539 Tomorrow's beef and noodles. 612 00:36:29,248 --> 00:36:30,291 Or beef and noodles. 613 00:36:38,675 --> 00:36:39,718 What are you reading? 614 00:36:40,885 --> 00:36:43,346 Oh, I'm going over Tricia's appeal. 615 00:36:43,429 --> 00:36:45,973 It's a... It's a mess. 616 00:36:46,641 --> 00:36:50,436 I want to say no, but she really needs help. 617 00:36:51,396 --> 00:36:52,522 Is the light bothering you? 618 00:36:53,272 --> 00:36:54,440 The light is fine. 619 00:36:54,566 --> 00:36:55,567 Okay. 620 00:36:57,235 --> 00:37:01,280 Have you ever written anything like this? An appeal? 621 00:37:02,323 --> 00:37:04,033 I'm really not sure where to start. 622 00:37:09,581 --> 00:37:13,418 Miss Claudette? Are you asleep? 623 00:37:15,253 --> 00:37:17,839 Maybe you should stay out of other people's affairs. 624 00:37:19,298 --> 00:37:22,510 Maybe. But maybe a heartfelt and actually legible letter 625 00:37:22,594 --> 00:37:25,722 would help her case, you know? 626 00:37:25,805 --> 00:37:27,265 There's always a chance, right? 627 00:37:29,225 --> 00:37:30,894 Hope is a dangerous thing. 628 00:37:33,479 --> 00:37:37,233 You come in here and you tell me you've come up empty? 629 00:37:37,942 --> 00:37:42,947 No, that's unacceptable. It's totally unacceptable. 630 00:37:43,030 --> 00:37:44,240 You find it. 631 00:37:44,407 --> 00:37:47,326 Sir, shouldn't this be on Luschek? 632 00:37:48,286 --> 00:37:50,455 It's Luschek's fault it's missing, 633 00:37:50,580 --> 00:37:53,917 it's your fault it hasn't been found. 634 00:37:54,751 --> 00:37:57,629 You go easy on these girls and what happens? 635 00:37:57,712 --> 00:37:59,004 They take advantage. 636 00:37:59,505 --> 00:38:03,217 These women are fucking criminals. Have you forgotten that? 637 00:38:03,635 --> 00:38:05,970 And don't get me started on Luschek. 638 00:38:06,095 --> 00:38:08,055 You know how many times I tried to fire his ass? 639 00:38:08,139 --> 00:38:10,809 Fucking unions were not created 640 00:38:10,892 --> 00:38:12,477 to protect the drunk and retarded, 641 00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:13,895 yet lookie here. 642 00:38:16,815 --> 00:38:19,734 It's a lot harder to laugh with a punctured lung. 643 00:38:20,067 --> 00:38:22,027 It goes right between the ribs. 644 00:38:23,154 --> 00:38:24,322 Ticklish, sir. 645 00:38:27,032 --> 00:38:29,118 It can be used to kill a CO. 646 00:38:29,661 --> 00:38:32,330 It's happened before and it wouldn't surprise me 647 00:38:32,413 --> 00:38:34,666 if it happened again. 648 00:38:34,791 --> 00:38:36,626 Find the fucking screwdriver! 649 00:38:46,385 --> 00:38:48,105 The screwdriver is still in there. 650 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,973 What? 651 00:38:50,849 --> 00:38:52,141 I tried returning it to the shop, 652 00:38:52,266 --> 00:38:53,587 but they were patting people down. 653 00:38:53,852 --> 00:38:54,936 You lied to me? 654 00:38:55,019 --> 00:38:56,020 I was gonna return it this morning. 655 00:38:56,145 --> 00:38:58,397 I didn't realize that there was gonna be a sneak attack. 656 00:38:59,148 --> 00:39:00,399 Where is it? 657 00:39:02,193 --> 00:39:03,319 It's under the mattress. 658 00:39:22,213 --> 00:39:23,381 It's clean! 659 00:39:26,217 --> 00:39:28,219 This is a mandatory bunk inspection. 660 00:39:28,344 --> 00:39:30,505 I need to thoroughly search your cubicle for contraband. 661 00:39:33,265 --> 00:39:35,977 If you have any information, please come forward. 662 00:39:36,143 --> 00:39:40,023 You're as sick as your secrets, ladies. Sick as your secrets. 663 00:39:40,899 --> 00:39:43,568 It's gone. I have no idea where it went. 664 00:39:44,652 --> 00:39:46,863 I'm losing my mind. Jesus! 665 00:39:47,864 --> 00:39:49,073 Am I really going crazy? 666 00:39:50,658 --> 00:39:52,869 Shit. Well, 667 00:39:55,413 --> 00:39:59,166 either way, problem solved. 668 00:39:59,250 --> 00:40:02,211 My problem is solved, yours has just begun. 669 00:40:03,421 --> 00:40:04,422 What? 670 00:40:04,714 --> 00:40:08,801 You lied to me. That's strike two. If there's a strike three... 671 00:40:08,927 --> 00:40:11,971 Can you please just cut me a little bit of slack? 672 00:40:12,931 --> 00:40:14,015 Slack? 673 00:40:14,306 --> 00:40:15,349 Slack! 674 00:40:19,270 --> 00:40:21,981 I have been here for less than two weeks. 675 00:40:23,733 --> 00:40:27,570 I have been starved out, felt up, 676 00:40:29,447 --> 00:40:33,868 teased, stalked, threatened, 677 00:40:34,326 --> 00:40:36,454 and called Taylor Swift. 678 00:40:36,579 --> 00:40:39,540 And now, you. 679 00:40:42,167 --> 00:40:44,336 I am doing my best to learn the ropes. 680 00:40:44,462 --> 00:40:46,380 I really, really am. 681 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:51,010 The screwdriver is no longer here. 682 00:40:51,886 --> 00:40:53,566 It cannot get you in trouble. 683 00:40:55,556 --> 00:40:57,850 I take full responsibility, 684 00:40:57,976 --> 00:41:00,144 and I may be suffering from short-term memory loss 685 00:41:00,269 --> 00:41:01,312 and I don't know why, 686 00:41:01,395 --> 00:41:04,482 so can you please just cut me some slack? 687 00:41:07,652 --> 00:41:08,820 Okay? 688 00:41:14,199 --> 00:41:15,159 Okay? 689 00:41:16,327 --> 00:41:18,203 Do you hear what I'm saying? 690 00:41:19,497 --> 00:41:21,582 Everyone must take a shower. 691 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:26,796 You go in, get undressed, and bathe now. 692 00:41:28,089 --> 00:41:30,008 What's going on? 693 00:41:30,508 --> 00:41:32,384 Speak up for yourself! 694 00:41:34,095 --> 00:41:35,513 Leave us be. 695 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,525 What happened to you? 696 00:41:51,904 --> 00:41:53,197 You can tell me. 697 00:42:17,596 --> 00:42:20,224 "The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows 698 00:42:20,391 --> 00:42:22,060 "It's a very mean place 699 00:42:22,143 --> 00:42:25,604 "So you wind up in prison and everybody's up in your face 700 00:42:26,064 --> 00:42:27,899 "I don't care how tough you are, 701 00:42:28,024 --> 00:42:29,859 "The world will beat you to your knees 702 00:42:30,068 --> 00:42:33,071 "You lay down with dogs, you wake up with fleas 703 00:42:33,154 --> 00:42:35,406 "Nobody's gonna hit you harder than life 704 00:42:35,531 --> 00:42:38,201 "Not a guard, not a gangster, not even your wife 705 00:42:39,326 --> 00:42:44,749 "Mercy, you gettin' out, so there's no need to sit around and pout 706 00:42:44,874 --> 00:42:47,001 "We gonna open up a booth, so you can 707 00:42:47,126 --> 00:42:49,336 "Sit and mourn for your lost youth" 708 00:42:49,670 --> 00:42:52,506 I hope you enjoyed my original piece. 709 00:42:52,715 --> 00:42:55,259 It was a Taystee delight. Thank you, 710 00:42:55,384 --> 00:42:57,929 and I bid you all a good night. 711 00:42:59,931 --> 00:43:02,600 Yo, please, that ain't yours! 712 00:43:02,683 --> 00:43:04,268 You stole half that shit from Rocky VI. 713 00:43:04,393 --> 00:43:07,230 Maybe, but I made it rhyme. 714 00:43:07,312 --> 00:43:08,313 True. 715 00:43:18,241 --> 00:43:20,284 Don't know how you are with the word stuff, 716 00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:22,161 but "uninvited" means "not invited." 717 00:43:22,578 --> 00:43:24,122 Yeah, I'm just using the microwave. 718 00:43:24,288 --> 00:43:25,456 Yeah, right. 719 00:43:27,083 --> 00:43:29,003 I don't want to be at this lame-ass thing anyway. 720 00:43:29,752 --> 00:43:31,313 And yet you decided to cook your noodles 721 00:43:31,378 --> 00:43:33,089 right in the middle of it all. 722 00:43:34,465 --> 00:43:37,468 Baby, high school is high school. 723 00:43:39,137 --> 00:43:40,638 Thanks. 724 00:43:40,763 --> 00:43:44,433 And don't be talking to me, white girl. 725 00:43:52,150 --> 00:43:53,358 You okay? 726 00:43:53,818 --> 00:43:56,403 No. I'm gonna miss you. 727 00:43:56,988 --> 00:43:59,157 And I may be in here for a little while. 728 00:44:01,325 --> 00:44:02,660 Promise you'll wait for me? 729 00:44:04,036 --> 00:44:06,497 Baby, course I promise. 730 00:44:08,207 --> 00:44:10,126 Don't let Boo get into your head. 731 00:44:11,294 --> 00:44:12,336 I'm your girl. 732 00:44:20,845 --> 00:44:22,554 Plenty of other pussy in here. 733 00:44:24,348 --> 00:44:25,557 Let it go. 734 00:44:26,433 --> 00:44:27,685 Come on, white girl. 735 00:44:54,086 --> 00:44:55,338 You scared me. 736 00:44:55,420 --> 00:44:57,923 Yeah, I get that a lot. What? No party for you? 737 00:44:58,757 --> 00:45:00,176 No. 738 00:45:01,719 --> 00:45:03,346 You all right, kitten? 739 00:45:05,181 --> 00:45:07,725 I think I might've gotten Miss Claudette really mad at me. 740 00:45:09,227 --> 00:45:12,230 Look, you know how some people have imaginary friends? 741 00:45:13,438 --> 00:45:16,483 I think you might have imaginary enemies. 742 00:45:19,444 --> 00:45:20,571 What did she say to you? 743 00:45:20,821 --> 00:45:21,780 Miss Claudette? 744 00:45:21,906 --> 00:45:23,615 No, Alex. 745 00:45:24,533 --> 00:45:26,035 Wouldn't you like to know? 746 00:45:26,244 --> 00:45:28,204 Yes, I would. 747 00:45:31,623 --> 00:45:33,251 She said you were a squirter. 748 00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,088 I don't... That's... 749 00:45:38,421 --> 00:45:42,551 Once. It happened once. And it took us both by surprise. 750 00:45:43,886 --> 00:45:44,929 Wow. 751 00:45:45,679 --> 00:45:48,724 I was kidding. But good to know. Oh! 752 00:45:49,725 --> 00:45:52,770 Whatever they are, she's keeping your secrets. 753 00:45:52,895 --> 00:45:55,106 But I'll get 'em out of you. More than once. 754 00:45:57,566 --> 00:46:00,027 Do you think that she'll try and hurt me in my sleep? 755 00:46:00,278 --> 00:46:01,279 Who, Alex? 756 00:46:01,362 --> 00:46:03,906 No. Miss Claudette. 757 00:46:05,074 --> 00:46:08,077 Miss Claudette was into some kind of slave-trade shit. 758 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:11,622 All that murder talk is rumor, and if you ask me, bullshit. 759 00:46:11,747 --> 00:46:14,792 So unless you're worried she's gonna harbor you illegally, 760 00:46:14,917 --> 00:46:16,043 I wouldn't sweat it. 761 00:46:19,964 --> 00:46:22,967 Guard Samson, report to check-in for roll call. 762 00:46:23,342 --> 00:46:25,636 Guard Samson, report to check-in for roll call. 763 00:46:30,015 --> 00:46:31,136 You didn't come to mail call. 764 00:46:31,976 --> 00:46:33,185 I never get any mail. 765 00:46:33,476 --> 00:46:34,477 You did today. 766 00:46:55,166 --> 00:46:57,835 Hello, Mr. Jones. I'm from Clean Makers. 767 00:46:57,918 --> 00:47:01,005 The regular girl couldn't make it, so I'm here. 768 00:47:54,683 --> 00:47:55,726 What are you doing? 769 00:47:56,185 --> 00:47:59,104 Oh, you. I got cake from Red, so fuck off. 770 00:47:59,562 --> 00:48:00,731 I said, what are you doing? 771 00:48:00,814 --> 00:48:01,773 Mind your own business. 772 00:48:01,899 --> 00:48:03,566 I see those drugs in your hand. 773 00:48:03,734 --> 00:48:05,819 The more you struggle, the more it will hurt. 774 00:48:05,903 --> 00:48:07,779 Get the fuck off me, you old bitch! 775 00:48:07,905 --> 00:48:10,533 You can't take away that girl's shot at getting out. 776 00:48:10,615 --> 00:48:11,574 I don't know what you're talking about. 777 00:48:11,700 --> 00:48:12,868 Yes, you do! 778 00:48:14,453 --> 00:48:17,622 You will not steal Mercy's date over a school girl crush! 779 00:48:18,749 --> 00:48:20,918 You can't play with someone's life like that. 780 00:48:22,420 --> 00:48:23,586 But I love her. 781 00:48:25,881 --> 00:48:26,924 Love 782 00:48:28,926 --> 00:48:30,135 is not an excuse! 783 00:49:08,173 --> 00:49:11,135 I'd like a pair of pliers and a wire-cutter, please. 784 00:49:21,479 --> 00:49:24,273 Oh, so is that the screwdriver? 785 00:49:25,190 --> 00:49:27,818 Lucky for you gals, I found this thing under the sink. 786 00:49:30,613 --> 00:49:34,283 Now let's all get back to normal, all right? 787 00:49:34,366 --> 00:49:36,994 Make the lamps work. Leave me alone. 788 00:49:39,079 --> 00:49:40,122 Have a nice day. 789 00:50:55,280 --> 00:50:56,448 Mercy's leaving. 790 00:51:05,082 --> 00:51:06,250 Come in. 791 00:51:06,375 --> 00:51:07,376 Do you have a second? 792 00:51:07,918 --> 00:51:09,420 No. But you're here now. 793 00:51:11,296 --> 00:51:12,631 I've changed my mind. 794 00:51:16,093 --> 00:51:17,802 I'd like to reopen my case. 795 00:51:25,436 --> 00:51:30,608 Abusive and obscene language is strictly prohibited under Code 404. 796 00:51:49,460 --> 00:51:50,586 Be good, okay? 797 00:51:56,675 --> 00:51:57,968 Sorry I've been such a dick. 798 00:51:59,470 --> 00:52:02,640 You know, I'm gonna miss you, little girl. 799 00:52:06,644 --> 00:52:07,686 Black. 800 00:52:16,819 --> 00:52:18,405 Hey, that's enough, ladies. Break it up. 801 00:52:18,489 --> 00:52:20,616 Come on. Hey, hey! 802 00:52:20,699 --> 00:52:23,910 No tongue-fucking in the visitation room, you know that. 803 00:52:25,496 --> 00:52:26,497 Love you. 804 00:52:27,164 --> 00:52:28,666 I promise I'm gonna wait for you. 805 00:52:33,211 --> 00:52:34,755 Bye, guys. 806 00:52:38,550 --> 00:52:40,306 Be good, okay? 807 00:52:57,677 --> 00:53:08,265 Sync and corrections by honeybunny